Penny Garcia

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This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.12 punch density·0.00 tag density·Large Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

All right, so I have eight brothers

and that's the only chick I've always wanted to know

what it'd be like to have a dick for a day.

Like, do you guys ever spite piss next to the toilet?

Like, "Fuck you, Applebees, you forgot my extra ranch."

[Bit 2]

One of my younger brothers started smoking weed recently

and he's always asking me to join him

I mean free weed is freed weed so yeah I usually do and he said we were gonna

smoke some moon rocks and I got kind of excited but when he took it out it looked

like dog shit like a little dog turd you know like a little Maltese turd

anyways after we smoked it he was like I just I don't know I felt really

uncomfortable like I just had a terrible high and he was like yeah the

This shit always gives me a creepy high.

Why the fuck would you tell me that, man?

Like, I don't wanna hear that.

I already look like shit.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Having a penis could be used for petty, irrational spite rather than anything meaningful.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupAll right, so I have eight brothers

setupand that's the only chick I've always wanted to know

setupwhat it'd be like to have a dick for a day.

setupLike, do you guys ever spite piss next to the toilet?

punchlineLike, "Fuck you, Applebees, you forgot my extra ranch."