2022-12-27

Set 9 · Episode 589

Sergio Gabriel

Bucket PullLatinoMan

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.57 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.57 punch density·1.00 tag density

Watch Sergio Gabriel’s set

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[Bit 1]

- It's actually Sergio Gabriel,

and I do insist that the white people in the crowd

at least make an attempt.

It goes a long, long way.

You're gonna fuck it up, we know that,

but that's not their point.

The point is the beauty and the attempt, all right?

You'll get some bean points,

you might even get invited to a Mexican baptism, all right?

And that is a fucking honor if you've never been.

[Bit 2]

So a great way to get laid,

all my people in the crowd with difficult to pronounce names

is to fucking make them say your fucking name right.

That will drop more panties than I can imagine.

[Bit 3]

And it makes you sound good.

We all spend a lot of time wanting to fucking sound good,

or I'm sorry, look good, but when you sound good,

you can be a six, maybe even a five, four,

and fucking make it to the top of this business.

So sound good, articulate, whip your fucking dick out

whenever you're on Kill Tony for the first time,

and do a ramita style.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Trying to pronounce a Latino name could be worth cultural bonus points.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setup- It's actually Sergio Gabriel,

setupand I do insist that the white people in the crowd

setupat least make an attempt.

setupIt goes a long, long way.

setupYou're gonna fuck it up, we know that,

setupbut that's not their point.

setupThe point is the beauty and the attempt, all right?

punchlineYou'll get some bean points,

punchlineyou might even get invited to a Mexican baptism, all right?

tagAnd that is a fucking honor if you've never been.