Set 6 · Episode 589

Zach Black

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Career avg·2.67 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.64 punch density·0.72 tag density·3 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.14 punch density·0.00 tag density

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Skips to 44:10 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I just went to my first rodeo here in Texas
and this hot girl on a horse said hi to me.
So now I've been jerking off the videos
of women riding horses.
You ever seen a woman ride a horse?
My God.
I don't know how they get the horse to land
it's back like that.
But it brings a whole new meaning to reverse cowgirl.
And I jerk off over the toilet.
I don't know how you guys do it.
I don't want my dog to see me.
But I put on my assless chaps.
I straddle the toilet.
I put the plunger on the floor behind me.
I sit down on that.
A little reverse cowboy.
And I see if I can hold on for eight seconds.

[Bit 2]

That's actually not true.
That girl never said hi to me.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

"Reverse cowgirl" can mean a sex position or watching a woman ride a horse backwards.

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupI just went to my first rodeo here in Texas
setupand this hot girl on a horse said hi to me.
setupSo now I've been jerking off the videos
setupof women riding horses.
setupYou ever seen a woman ride a horse?
setupI don't know how they get the horse to land
setupit's back like that.
punchlineBut it brings a whole new meaning to reverse cowgirl.
Zach Black - Ep 589 | PunchNotes