Aaron West

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This set·2 bits·5 beats·0.24 punch density·0.00 tag density·Large Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

Howdy howdy. Hey thanks. You know maybe it's true what they say. Maybe Meemaw's do

know best. Today my Meemaw said you're going out in that jacket it looks like a

a giant hairless ball sack.

[Bit 2]

Speaking of ball sacks, do you guys eat

at Olive Garden often?

Now folks, the menu at Olive Garden says,

take a tour of Italy.

Wow.

Who knew you could take a tour of Italy

without ever leaving Beaumont, Texas?

Now folks, it's easy to know if your server at the Olive Garden

is into incest when they say things like, when you're here--

right here, your family.

Hey, Olive Garden, how the fuck are you gonna have

unlimited soup and then unlimited amount of bathroom stalls?

Your honor, yes, I might have dropped a cannoli

in the urinal, not because I wanted to,

but let's just say my tour of Italy took a little detour.

You guys like Chewy's Tex-Mex?

Well, guess what, they just got their asses

bought out by Olive Garden, which means I'm gonna need to freshen up on my Spanish a little

bit.

Mimego!

Como se dice?

Incest waiter.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Meemaw wisdom implies warmth, but reveals cruel insult about outfit.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupHowdy howdy. Hey thanks. You know maybe it's true what they say. Maybe Meemaw's do

setupknow best. Today my Meemaw said you're going out in that jacket it looks like a

punchlinea giant hairless ball sack.