Set 4 · Episode 556
Jack Pincus
Bucket Pull
Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.35 punch density·2.00 tag density·1 set
This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.35 punch density·2.00 tag density
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[Bit 1]
I had a huge imagination growing up like most kids do.
Always wanted to be a wizard.
What kid doesn't want to be a wizard, right?
Loved reading Harry Potter.
Oh, fucking Harry Potter.
I'd pray, God, please, when I grow up,
I want to get into Hogwarts.
Well, I grew up, I got warts all over my hog.
Fuck, fuck.
I feel like there was some miscommunication here.
Should've been a little clearer.
[Bit 2]
Me and my friends do workout competitions all the time
on our Apple watches.
I win every time.
I've got a big secret though.
I just eat a ton of edibles and watch YouTube videos
of pedestrians getting hit by cars.
I close my rings in like five minutes.
I love it.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“'Hogwarts' sounds like 'hog warts', and 'hog warts' fits because genital warts.”
Joke Type
phonetic-matchLines
setupI had a huge imagination growing up like most kids do.
setupAlways wanted to be a wizard.
setupWhat kid doesn't want to be a wizard, right?
setupLoved reading Harry Potter.
setupOh, fucking Harry Potter.
setupI'd pray, God, please, when I grow up,
setupI want to get into Hogwarts.
punchlineWell, I grew up, I got warts all over my hog.
tagFuck, fuck.
tagI feel like there was some miscommunication here.
tagShould've been a little clearer.