Set 11 · Episode 738

Donna Lee

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.50 beats/set·0.17 punch density·0.33 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.07 punch density·0.00 tag density·Large Joke Book

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Skips to 1:38:12 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I have a very critical Asian mom.
My mom is Thai.
My dad is Irish, so I'm Thai-rish.

[Bit 2]

I had to tell my parents one day that I was going
through a really gnarly divorce.
And so my mom was very critical of my life decisions.
She was very upset I was going to be single forever.
So one day I'm in the car going to Austin to Houston
and my mom called and she said,
"Donna, Donna, how come you're alone?
You're so very, very alone.
I worry for you."
And I said, "Why am I alone?
Let's unpack that together."
I said, "I'm alone because you and dad
prove the inability to show me love and affection
as a child and you never uttered the words, I love you.
And because of that, I can't meet a man of substance.
I can't create lasting connections.
And I can't hang on to a relationship
for more than a few months at a time
because I'm constantly,
and will always be looking for something
that I cannot find mom.
That's why I'm alone."
Damn don't know.
I just asked why you go to Houston alone.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

"Thai-rish" sounds like "Irish", and "Thai-rish" fits because mixed ethnicity.

Joke Type

phonetic-match

Lines

setupI have a very critical Asian mom.
setupMy mom is Thai.
punchlineMy dad is Irish, so I'm Thai-rish.