Jesse Vasquez

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Skips to 35:51 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Hi, all right, AR-15 Bulletproof Vest,

pistol and bullets, what do we call those?

School supplies.

[Bit 2]

All right, speaking of shootings,

we lost Charlie Clark recently.

I never met the guy, but I hear he's a real pain in the neck.

[Bit 3]

I get told I look like I'm gonna kill somebody.

A lot.

I feel like I'm probably the reason women

like serial killer documentaries.

[Bit 4]

All right, how do you come on a senator?

You filibuster nut on her.

[Bit 5]

Are they gonna have an a not-tying seminar

for suicide survivors?

Second time's a charm, right?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“School shooting equipment could be ordinary school supplies.”

Joke Type

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setupHi, all right, AR-15 Bulletproof Vest,

setuppistol and bullets, what do we call those?

punchlineSchool supplies.