Justin Tamayo

Bucket PullMedium Joke Book

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.40 punch density·0.33 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.40 punch density·0.33 tag density·Medium Joke Book

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Skips to 26:23 in the episode

[Bit 1]

So my buddy just came back from his honeymoon trip in the Virgin Islands.

And when he was out there, the tour guide on the boat, he said, "If you look just right out there, you can see Epstein's Island."

What the fuck? He looked over his wife. He said, "What the fuck?"

He said, "Yeah, and if you go on the beach, you grab a seashell, you can hear a kid cry."

[Bit 2]

I'm doing that online dating, or what I call...

I keep getting tricked by fat girls.

The worst kind of fat girl on there is the pregnant ones.

'Cause, no, that is not the threesome I want to have.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Seashell at ear implies ocean sound, but reveals child cry near Epstein's island.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupSo my buddy just came back from his honeymoon trip in the Virgin Islands.

setupAnd when he was out there, the tour guide on the boat, he said, "If you look just right out there, you can see Epstein's Island."

setupWhat the fuck? He looked over his wife. He said, "What the fuck?"

punchlineHe said, "Yeah, and if you go on the beach, you grab a seashell, you can hear a kid cry."