Ronnie Roarback

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This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.33 punch density·0.25 tag density

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Skips to 1:47:08 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- Guys, I am celebrating nine years of my citizenship.

I've lived here for 26 years.

[Bit 2]

I was adopted by white people. I have a disability.

My dad got me off a fucking tax write-off.

[Bit 3]

No, honestly, like he was an asshole because growing up he never taught me Spanish

So that any so anytime I would act out he would be like here

He'd always starting to send me back to the homeland and like he goes here

They call you Ronnie back at home. They would call you Jaguar bait

And

He would always use past tense

So I knew he was serious.

[Bit 4]

And the worst part about it is growing up,

I never thought my dad was an asshole.

I never thought my dad was an alcoholic,

but I knew my dad was an alcoholic

because at the age of four,

he would make me make his cocktails for him

and he would put the shaker in my bad hand

and call it exercise.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Celebrating citizenship implies recent arrival, but reveals 26 years undocumented.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup- Guys, I am celebrating nine years of my citizenship.

punchlineI've lived here for 26 years.