Clint Parker

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[Bit 1]

Now, speaking of the 80s, Saturday nights,

I spent most of my time whacking off

the Ron Asher on USA up all night.

But it took me a lot longer to get off

when it was Gilbert Gottfried on Friday.

[Bit 2]

I taught my wife martial arts.

Well, I'm working on it.

Not so she can defend herself.

It's so that if we get accosted on a way to a gig,

She can fight them off while I protect my guitar.

[Bit 3]

But I saw this '96 question thing about Taylor Swift and I was like,

"My wife is in the kitchen and she's over there doing dishes like she's supposed to be doing."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Using late-night television for masturbation implies arousal, but reveals one host prevents climax.”

Joke Type

misdirect

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setupNow, speaking of the 80s, Saturday nights,

setupI spent most of my time whacking off

setupthe Ron Asher on USA up all night.

setupBut it took me a lot longer to get off

punchlinewhen it was Gilbert Gottfried on Friday.