Set 5 · Episode 597
K. Dane Willard
Bucket PullWhiteManSmall Joke Book
Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.35 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set
This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.35 punch density·1.00 tag density·Small Joke Book
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Skips to 40:26 in the episode
[Bit 1]
- I was talking to two women the other day.
I don't know if that's believable,
but they were talking about the same man
that they had both slept with.
And one of them was like, "Yeah, he's got that Versace dick."
I was like, "Is that what women do?
They just take a man's penis
and assign it to a fashion brand?"
It made me think about myself.
I was like, "I'm gonna have that Oshkosh Pagash dick.
Maybe a bugle boy on a good day."
[Bit 2]
I was, I don't know, I noticed that women sometimes
when they have sex after they moan,
they'll say the word fuck.
They'll be like, "Oh, fuck."
And then I noticed sometimes when women play tennis
after they hit the ball, they're like,
"Uh, I wish they did that in tennis.
I wish they were like, 'Uh, tennis.'"
Fuck it.
I'm about to start doing that in my life, you know?
"Uh, comedy."
Heck yeah.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“assigning a luxury brand to a penis implies prestige, but reveals a budget children's clothing brand.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setup- I was talking to two women the other day.
setupI don't know if that's believable,
setupbut they were talking about the same man
setupthat they had both slept with.
setupAnd one of them was like, "Yeah, he's got that Versace dick."
setupI was like, "Is that what women do?
setupThey just take a man's penis
setupand assign it to a fashion brand?"
setupIt made me think about myself.
punchlineI was like, "I'm gonna have that Oshkosh Pagash dick.
tagMaybe a bugle boy on a good day."