Phillip Abraham

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Skips to 23:09 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I just signed a big deal.

I'm really excited about it.

And I feel pretty comfortable with y'all.

So I signed a deal with HBO the other day.

9.95 a month full access to the entire catalog.

[Bit 2]

Alright, so I'm not getting casual relationships.

I just had a one night stand that went pretty bad.

We've been married a couple years now.

[Bit 3]

So when I was a kid, I asked my parents for a skateboard,

and they said we couldn't afford it.

So one night, late at night, I snuck out of bed,

and I went to the garage, and I got some wood,

I got a hammer, and I went up to their bedroom.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"signed a big deal" implies a punchline, but reveals only a monthly streaming subscription.”

Joke Type

anti-humor

Lines

setupI just signed a big deal.

setupI'm really excited about it.

setupAnd I feel pretty comfortable with y'all.

setupSo I signed a deal with HBO the other day.

punchline9.95 a month full access to the entire catalog.