Shane Bianchi

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.63 punch density·1.50 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.63 punch density·1.50 tag density·Small Joke Book

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Skips to 15:17 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- So I drink to blackout a lot.

Yeah, and whenever I do that, I never get worried

that I did something embarrassing.

I was just worried I'd spilled my emotions, you know?

I just go up to my buddy and I'm like,

hey, hey, I didn't forgive my dad last night, did I?

And he's just like, nah, you just peed in your own mouth.

And I'm like, "Thank God.

[Bit 2]

I found out recently that big feet means big penis.

And if that's true, how can we call him Bigfoot

instead of the fat cock monster?"

Yeah, maybe that's why he's blurry, you know?

They just gotta censor out that huge cock.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“blackout drinking implies emotional vulnerability, but reveals only physical self-urination.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup- So I drink to blackout a lot.

setupYeah, and whenever I do that, I never get worried

setupthat I did something embarrassing.

setupI was just worried I'd spilled my emotions, you know?

setupI just go up to my buddy and I'm like,

setuphey, hey, I didn't forgive my dad last night, did I?

punchlineAnd he's just like, nah, you just peed in your own mouth.

tagAnd I'm like, "Thank God.