Sam Prickett

Bucket Pull

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·1.71 punch density·2.00 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·4 beats·1.71 punch density·2.00 tag density

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Skips to 1:19:38 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I'm in a relationship now 'cause I took Molly

accidentally said I love you.

[Bit 2]

And I like being in a relationship.

You get to do things you can't do when you're single,

you know?

I have period sex for the iron, that's most of it.

I'm anemic, the doctor prescribed it, it's up.

He was like, you gotta eat spinach

and fuck on the full moon, and I did.

[Bit 3]

Some dudes don't have period sex.

It's like, what are you, a fucking baby?

What's wrong with you?

[Bit 4]

Yeah, I don't want blood on my dick.

Why? It makes your dick feel like a prize fighter, kinda.

You know?

Just covered in blood.

Like you should see the other guy.

What a pussy, literally.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Taking Molly implies romance, but reveals an accidental commitment.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI'm in a relationship now 'cause I took Molly

punchlineaccidentally said I love you.