Set 4 · Episode 663
Pedro Franco
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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.48 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set
This set·2 bits·5 beats·0.48 punch density·1.00 tag density
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[Bit 1]
-Alright, I'm Brazilian, man. I love America.
I really do. I think it's a great place.
The other thing I don't like, I get called Mexican all the time.
I'd be the tallest Mexican in the world, dude.
Dude, I got called Mexican by a cop.
I was like, "Officer, how many Mexicans do you know
that I can see over the wall? Are you serious?"
There's no sense to me, dude.
[Bit 2]
Trying to be a better person. I'm a quip horn.
I think that was huge for me.
'Cause me porn is just sad, dude.
You know, everything about porn is sad.
Even the fucking ads are sad.
Click on a porn video the ad comes on.
Are you horny and alone?
Yeah.
Why are you attacking me?
I'm using your website, dude.
It's the only business that does that.
Like, imagine when to McDonald's,
like, "Ooh, you wanna make chicken, you fat fuck?"
It's like, "I wanna--"
All I'm saying is we're using their website.
You know, they should be hyping us up.
Click on the videos, like,
you ready to jerk off again like a winner?
As a matter of fact, I am, thank you.
Appreciate it, huh?
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Being called Mexican could be impossible for height.”
Joke Type
reframeLines
setup-Alright, I'm Brazilian, man. I love America.
setupI really do. I think it's a great place.
setupThe other thing I don't like, I get called Mexican all the time.
punchlineI'd be the tallest Mexican in the world, dude.