Sherry Vasetji

Bucket PullWomanMiddle EasternLarge Joke Book

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.89 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.89 punch density·1.00 tag density·Large Joke Book

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Skips to 32:36 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Yay, I am originally from Iran. Oh, I'm kidding. I'm kidding stop

Stop it.

There are no terrorist women.

Come on, did you forget two seconds ago, gi-li-li-li-li?

That means celebrate, you know, just don't do it in the airport.

[Bit 2]

You know, this idea of covering yourself up in the Middle East is called hijab, and in

Austin it's called a thong.

Yeah, let's keep Austin weird.

[Bit 3]

Yeah, so my pronouns in the Middle East are "wala has khalam wala wada"

which translates to "Shut the fuck up, bitch!"

There's more, there's more.

Or I will stone you.

I need some rocks. Where's Camp Patterson?

[Bit 4]

So, you know, as a Middle Easterner,

whether I bomb or I am the bomb, it's a win-win.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Middle Eastern celebration could be airport terrorism.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupYay, I am originally from Iran. Oh, I'm kidding. I'm kidding stop

setupThere are no terrorist women.

setupCome on, did you forget two seconds ago, gi-li-li-li-li?

punchlineThat means celebrate, you know, just don't do it in the airport.