Cam Patterson

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[Bit 1]

So, at the forum, I had made a joke about having an abortion, and the internet got really

mad at me and I want to come out here and tell y'all the truth. I wrote that

joke two years ago and now I have a two-year-old. I will just play it the

whole time and I felt that way two years ago. I wanted to kill that n***a so bad.

Listen, I tried everything, two plan B's,

after that bit of six flags every day.

I fed her papaya every day.

If you don't know papaya's called miscarriage,

you're welcome, right?

I tried so hard to kill this baby,

and he still came out.

He look just like me.

Like, that little baby is my pride and joy, dawg.

I do all this hard work for my son.

Like, every day watching him grow up and shit,

he just like me, he like rocks just like his father.

And when I made that joke, people got so mad,

they were like, "You a fucked up person

"for talking about a book."

That's how I felt.

But I was childish back then.

And now that I'm a grown adult,

I really understand the areas of my ways,

You feel me saying and before I got here, I'm gonna tell y'all one real thing. I just lied dead to y'all face

Fuck that baby nigga. He did his fuck though

Fuck that dead ass baby bitch. Get him dumbass babies nigga

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Abortion joke implies old material, but reveals unwanted child.”

Joke Type

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setupSo, at the forum, I had made a joke about having an abortion, and the internet got really

setupmad at me and I want to come out here and tell y'all the truth. I wrote that

setupjoke two years ago and now I have a two-year-old. I will just play it the

punchlinewhole time and I felt that way two years ago. I wanted to kill that n***a so bad.