Set 6 · Episode 682
Joe Derosa
Bucket Pull
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This set·4 bits·4 beats·1.06 punch density·3.75 tag density
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[Bit 1]
I just bought a house in Pennsylvania.
I've been decorating, yeah, fuck yeah, boring state.
[Bit 2]
I've been decorating the house.
I was going to buy a fake plant.
Plants are weird.
Plants are the only living thing you can buy a fake version of and not look like a fucking
You know what I mean?
You're kind of a plastic boy in the corner of your office.
What?
No, him?
No, he's fake.
But I travel a lot.
I can't have a real one.
You want this legal advice or not?
[Bit 3]
I'll tell you what I miss about New York.
Chinatown.
I miss Chinatown.
Chinatown in any other city means this.
It means a couple of blocks where there's some paper lanterns and you go down and you
eat an egg roll and you go, "That was cute."
In New York, Chinatown means they have recreated actual China in a 10 square block radius.
And you can go down there, but you're going to see some shit you wish you didn't.
Is that guy selling blood?
Oh my God.
[Bit 4]
And while we're on the subject of race, black people, black people, stop explaining racism
to us.
We're the racists.
We get how it works.
You're not teaching us anything we don't know.
We wrote the book on it.
We wrote several, actually.
Black people, racism is our jazz.
We just want you to listen to it.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Buyer both claims house purchase and yet disparages boring state.”
Joke Type
contradictionLines
setupI just bought a house in Pennsylvania.
punchlineI've been decorating, yeah, fuck yeah, boring state.