Joey Diaz

Bucket Pull

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.33 punch density·0.50 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.33 punch density·0.50 tag density

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Skips to 2:23:17 in the episode

[Bit 1]

If I'm your president, we're gonna get down.

We're gonna bring New York to what it was.

We're gonna throw the fucking migrants out.

[Bit 2]

I grew up in this bitch.

You understand me grew up in this bitch

One time I came in here I had so many quite illusion me they put me in a handicap section

[Bit 3]

They're like go over there. You're too fucked up another time. I used to come here for the fucking circus

Let me tell you something. They had no fucking that they weren't pussies if the guy fell fucking the clown swept them off

And then they gave him to a fucking lion

Kids would be crying, your kids from the Bronx would be cheering.

Yeah, yeah.

Kill the fucking, whatever his name is, the fucking wizard.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Expelling migrants is widely understood but rarely said aloud.”

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

setupIf I'm your president, we're gonna get down.

setupWe're gonna bring New York to what it was.

punchlineWe're gonna throw the fucking migrants out.