Set 20 · Episode 682
Pauly Shore
Bucket Pull
Career avg·5.00 bits/set·6.00 beats/set·0.26 punch density·0.17 tag density·1 set
This set·5 bits·6 beats·0.26 punch density·0.17 tag density
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[Bit 1]
I know we're in New York City, you're not supposed to say this, but thank God there's
not a fucking New York fucking comedian on this stage.
[Bit 2]
My name is Paulie Shore and this is what I look like now.
[Bit 3]
A lot of people ask me every day
when I'm gonna do another movie,
I'm like, "Fuck, you fucking tell me, bro."
[Bit 4]
I'm staying in the East Village.
You guys know the East Village?
I like the East Village 'cause there's a lot of hipsters.
You guys know what a hipster is?
They basically dress how I dress back in the fucking '90s.
I was there the other day, I saw some guy walking down the street
looking like a fucking Steven Tyler's fucking microphone stand, bro.
[Bit 5]
But I go to this juice bar, this juice bar in the East Village,
it's pretty fucking cool.
You guys like juice bars?
When you walk in, it's like, "Ugh, carrots, ugh, apples, ugh, ginger."
The cool part about the juice bar is the dude working there
can look at you and tell you what juice he thinks you need
based on the pigmentation of your skin.
So I walk in last week, I'm like,
what the fuck should I get?
He goes, bro, you could use a face melter.
I'm like, what's in it?
He's like, cayenne pepper, oil,
oregano, and lemon ginger.
It'll build up your immune system.
You have AIDS, right?
My name's Paula Shore, not Tony Hinchcliffe, bro.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“NYC comedian overrepresented is widely understood but rarely said.”
Joke Type
elephant-in-the-roomLines
setupI know we're in New York City, you're not supposed to say this, but thank God there's
punchlinenot a fucking New York fucking comedian on this stage.