Sid Claypool

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.86 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.86 punch density·1.00 tag density·Small Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

So my favorite part about driving on heroin is

passing the drug to the breathalyzer.

My least favorite part is walking the straight line.

[Bit 2]

Can somebody explain Murphy's law to me?

Whatever can go wrong will go wrong.

What about when shit goes right?

Sounds kind of pessimistic to me because

when I was eight my uncle tried to fuck me.

But I got away.

Sounds like some rules were broken.

[Bit 3]

My best friend, he's a double amputee.

His prosthetics, they cost an arm and a leg.

Who's charging an arm and a leg, Jeffrey Dahmer?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Passing" can mean beating test or drug screening success.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupSo my favorite part about driving on heroin is

punchlinepassing the drug to the breathalyzer.

tagMy least favorite part is walking the straight line.