Brandon Brown

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Me and my wife, we're such big fans of Kill Tony

that we role play Kill Tony in the bedroom, right?

So sometimes, like, I'll be hitting it from the back,

and I'm like, "Oh yeah, we're really doing it, baby.

"We're really doing it."

And then sometimes, I like to pretend

I'm one of the black guys that get on Kill Tony.

I'm like, "Oh yeah, we're really doing it, baby."

But my favorite people who come on Kill Tony

are the Asians, right?

So sometimes I'll be back, they're going,

"Oh yeah, we really doing it, baby!"

But it goes both ways, right?

So sometimes, 'cause she's like, "I wanna be Tony."

I'm like, "All right, you can be Tony."

So I'll be eating her pussy, right?

And then she'll go, "We've done this a thousand times.

"You still can't hit the fucking buttons, right?

"Like, what the fuck?

"I've known you for 10 fucking years!"

and you still can't get it fucking right?

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Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"We're really doing it" can mean show or sex.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

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setupMe and my wife, we're such big fans of Kill Tony

setupthat we role play Kill Tony in the bedroom, right?

setupSo sometimes, like, I'll be hitting it from the back,

setupand I'm like, "Oh yeah, we're really doing it, baby.

punchline"We're really doing it."