KILL TONY #494 - JOE ROGAN + BRIAN MOSES

2021-03-02

Set 9 · Episode 494

Ashley Simon

Bucket Pull

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.53 punch density·1.67 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.53 punch density·1.67 tag density

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[Bit 1]

- So I've had epilepsy since I was seven,

so obviously I've got some good epileptic attack stories.

And my favorite's actually whenever I went on a hinge date

and we drank a lot that night,

went back to fuck at his place.

I ended up having a seizure,

but I didn't have the heart to tell him.

It's because I'm allergic to Mascale.

I just let him take his dick.

Was that good?

[Bit 2]

But I've taken medication my whole life

and it sucks so bad that I put a magnet inside of me

and that helps stop seizures.

And my friend takes medication for epilepsy

and he just gets random boners.

So I was like, that's not fair.

Like if I were to take this magnet

and swipe it to stop seizures,

like what would my ideal situation be?

It would be fucking orgasms, right?

Like every time I swipe my magnet, I have an orgasm,

I wouldn't have to fucking like fake orgasms

with guys from Hinge.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A seizure during sex implies medical concern, but reveals mistaken sexual performance.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup- So I've had epilepsy since I was seven,

setupso obviously I've got some good epileptic attack stories.

setupAnd my favorite's actually whenever I went on a hinge date

setupand we drank a lot that night,

setupwent back to fuck at his place.

setupI ended up having a seizure,

setupbut I didn't have the heart to tell him.

setupIt's because I'm allergic to Mascale.

punchlineI just let him take his dick.

tagWas that good?