Set 16 · Episode 761
Devin Callahan
Bucket Pull
Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.15 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set
This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.15 punch density·1.00 tag density
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[Bit 1]
Callahan like Dirty Harry.
Yeah, I see your face confused.
He like, "I remember Dirty Harry.
"He wasn't this dirty."
[Bit 2]
So, yeah, so I figured out,
not to bring it down and not talk about death,
I figured out the afterlife.
I got it.
It's two types of jokes, ghosts.
One ghost, full body guy standing under a light.
Hey, it's my grandfather,
probably smoking a cigarette head to toe.
It's a ghost.
Second ghost, you just get like a little haunting thing
and it's just like no legs or nothing,
just feet up, like feet gone, knees up,
and they're just running around like, ooh.
Their second type, those are the motherfuckers,
they die of diabetes.
Yes.
It turns out in the afterlife, you don't get your feet back.
It's like a punishment.
[Bit 3]
I was chilling with my homies and we were on a road trip
and I was like, "Hey man, I'm getting kind of tired.
Let's pull into somewhere."
And I saw a hotel, L-A-Q-U-I-N-T-A,
and I told my homies, "Hey, let's stay at La Quinta."
Right?
And they started laughing.
They were like, "Ah, this fool crazy.
It's La Quinta, Bo.
It's La Quinta."
- Okay, was that the end of the joke?
- No.
- Okay, finish it.
- And so I was telling them,
"No, La Quinta is the chick that works at the front desk,
but the establishment is La Quinta, right?"
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“"Dirty Harry" can mean tough-guy movie character or literally filthy person.”
Joke Type
double-meaningLines
setupCallahan like Dirty Harry.
setupYeah, I see your face confused.
setupHe like, "I remember Dirty Harry.
punchline"He wasn't this dirty."