Set 3 · Episode 761
Jake McFarland
Bucket PullSmall Joke Book
Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.23 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set
This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.23 punch density·1.00 tag density·Small Joke Book
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Skips to 22:06 in the episode
[Bit 1]
I just wanna start this by saying,
I'm five years sober and clean.
From white pussy.
Yeah, wasn't a hard choice.
White pussy tastes like nickels.
[Bit 2]
It's February, baby!
Yeah, not a lot of black people in here.
That's crazy.
Yeah, it's February and as a black man,
I...
I'm just gonna tell you, as a black man, I'm doing my part.
Yeah.
I'm out there doing it.
Yeah. I've been eating black pussy.
And I was actually recently eating some black pussy
just a couple days ago,
and I was down there in them thick thighs.
You know how it is.
And I was down there doing my thing.
You know?
Hey.
But I was running out of air quick, all right?
I come up for air, I go, "Ahh! Ahh!"
She grabs me by the back of the head and goes,
"No, reparations, bitch."
I was like, "Oh, motherfucking, rah-tah-tah-tah-tah."
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Sobriety implies drug abstinence, but reveals avoiding white women.”
Joke Type
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setupI just wanna start this by saying,
setupI'm five years sober and clean.
punchlineFrom white pussy.
tagYeah, wasn't a hard choice.
tagWhite pussy tastes like nickels.