Jasmine Flowers

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[Bit 1]

I noticed patterns for a living,

And I noticed something, the Amish.

They used to be elusive, but now they're everywhere.

TLC, HBO, I don't even have cable, but I see them every day.

I'm starting to think that maybe there's a scam going on here.

I'm at that age now where everything, I think, is a scam.

But they pretend they can't have cell phones,

But then, but then that's scamming 101.

No, my camera doesn't work.

But anyway, so I feel like they had a meeting sometime.

They had, they said,

let's, there was no electricity candles.

Let's build barns, churn butter and

confuse the hell out of the society.

That's what it's like basically.

And I know one person at a meeting said,

This could have been an email.

But anyway, I'm just saying, check the barns for wifi.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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“Media appearances could be scam proof.”

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setupI noticed patterns for a living,

setupAnd I noticed something, the Amish.

setupThey used to be elusive, but now they're everywhere.

setupTLC, HBO, I don't even have cable, but I see them every day.

punchlineI'm starting to think that maybe there's a scam going on here.