J.T. Stockman

Bucket Pull

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.64 punch density·0.80 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.64 punch density·0.80 tag density

Watch J.T. Stockman’s set

Skips to 47:32 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I got struggles though, I had a pregnancy scare recently,

but then I moved away.

She'll never find me, she's Amish, it's cool.

[Bit 2]

I fuck with the Amish, it's not bad.

Can leave my phone in any room

and I know she's not gonna pick that shit up.

[Bit 3]

I met a black Amish dude the other day,

that was wise as hell, it was very rare.

It's like meeting a Mexican that's an only child,

like, goddamn.

[Bit 4]

That girl I knocked up though, too, she's,

that's not why we broke up.

No, we broke up 'cause she was real woke.

She asked me, she was like, "Babe, if I became a man,

"would you still love me?"

I was like, "Of course I'd love you, like a brother."

I was like, "We can hang out and talk about pussy.

"I just wouldn't want to have sex with you anymore."

She got offended by that.

I was like, take it like a man, bitch.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A pregnancy scare implies false alarm, but reveals fleeing responsibility.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI got struggles though, I had a pregnancy scare recently,

punchlinebut then I moved away.

tagShe'll never find me, she's Amish, it's cool.