Set 11 · Episode 761
Smithy
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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.17 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set
This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.17 punch density·1.00 tag density·Large Joke Book
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[Bit 1]
Y'all ever try to be friends with a gay person?
I have 'cause I'm progressive.
but you gotta watch out for him.
'Cause them niggas, they will try to fuck you.
Like I went out with Buddy, and we went shot for shot.
We was having a great fucking time.
But he waited until I got good and drunk.
And he started trying to challenge me to like weird games.
He was like, "Yo, I bet you,
I could beat you in a dick sucking competition."
And that shit really blew me 'cause I'm like,
there's no way I'ma lose to a fuck.
Like, wait, listen, I'm not gay, I'm just competitive.
[Bit 2]
Times are changing.
Times are changing.
We got old nigga YNs now.
Like, I don't know if y'all ever thought about this,
but whatever happened to old black people?
They used to be in the church.
They used to give great advice.
An old nigga at my job last week came up to me.
He was like, "Where the hoes at?"
Nigga, your kids are the hoes.
What are you talking about?
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Competitiveness could be override identity.”
Joke Type
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setupY'all ever try to be friends with a gay person?
setupI have 'cause I'm progressive.
setupbut you gotta watch out for him.
setup'Cause them niggas, they will try to fuck you.
setupLike I went out with Buddy, and we went shot for shot.
setupWe was having a great fucking time.
setupBut he waited until I got good and drunk.
setupAnd he started trying to challenge me to like weird games.
setupHe was like, "Yo, I bet you,
setupI could beat you in a dick sucking competition."
setupAnd that shit really blew me 'cause I'm like,
punchlinethere's no way I'ma lose to a fuck.
tagLike, wait, listen, I'm not gay, I'm just competitive.