Young

Bucket Pull

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This set·1 bit·2 beats·0.15 punch density·0.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

We just finished the Black History Month.

Fuck Black History Month.

Fuck Asian here this month too.

Why did they make our calendar racial?

Seems like everywhere I go they want to ask for my race.

You apply for school, what's your race?

You apply for jobs, what's your race?

See, where I grew up, they don't ask that question.

Because we're better at keeping our bloodline pure.

So many different races to pick from under that question too.

Hispanic, non-Hispanic, black, white, Pacific, Islander.

In Asian countries, we just put people into two categories.

Asian or intruders.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Not asking race implies progress, but reveals bloodline purity.”

Joke Type

misdirect

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setupWe just finished the Black History Month.

setupFuck Black History Month.

setupFuck Asian here this month too.

setupWhy did they make our calendar racial?

setupSeems like everywhere I go they want to ask for my race.

setupYou apply for school, what's your race?

setupYou apply for jobs, what's your race?

setupSee, where I grew up, they don't ask that question.

punchlineBecause we're better at keeping our bloodline pure.