B. Lee

Bucket Pull

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·6.00 beats/set·0.60 punch density·0.29 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·6 beats·0.60 punch density·0.29 tag density

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Skips to 1:48:05 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Oh, my size microphone.

Ah, it's a big deal for me.

[Bit 2]

I get haircuts for this.

Got a lot of different reactions on the haircut, though.

Younger comic told me,

"Melee, you look like you're in your 20s

and 40s at the same time."

Had a little girl run up to me, said,

"You look like Jason Momoa, the Wish.com version."

Heckler told me, "I look like Jason Momoa

if he was Aquaman who only lived in a puddle.

Your laughter indicates you think these are insults,

but I took him as a compliment.

'Cause prior to the Momoa,

I was getting Walmart Mark Wahlberg.

Which I'm fairly certain is just Donnie Wahlberg.

[Bit 3]

But I can never beat Donnie.

Not 'cause of the singing, dancing, acting.

He can barely do that.

It's 'cause he married Jenny McCarthy.

McCarthy. And yes, Jenny was a masturbatory fantasy in my teens and

twenties. But 40-year-old me knows that would be a sexless marriage because

she's trying to end autism and you can't do that by fucking a retard. Thank you

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Mic stand height could be accommodation for stature.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

punchlineOh, my size microphone.

tagAh, it's a big deal for me.