KILL TONY #494 - JOE ROGAN + BRIAN MOSES

2021-03-02

Set 4 · Episode 494

Marcus O'Linn

Bucket Pull

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.38 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.38 punch density·1.00 tag density

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Skips to 37:22 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I'm uncircumcised, where my uncircumcised guy's at.

Just me, all right.

Recognize some of you guys from the meetings,

but I'm not gonna call anyone out, all right?

Meet every Friday, Foreskin Fridays,

but it's anonymous, all right, it's anonymous.

I think on circumcised guys, I think we're better at sex.

I do, I think we care more about it, right?

Got a little bit more invested, you know,

a little more skin in the game,

you know what I'm talking about.

Hey, my girlfriend thinks my dick is racist.

Yeah, my girlfriend thinks my dick is racist.

Pretty sure that's 'cause my girlfriend's black

and my dick has a white hood on it.

[Bit 2]

Yeah, me and my girlfriend, we've been dating for three years

in a racial relationship. It's 2021.

Nobody's against interracial, right?

Anybody against it still?

The only people still against interracial relationships

are racist people.

'Cause think about it. When you have an interracial relationship,

what do you got? Black people, white people,

getting together, making babies, what do you get?

You get what racist people hate the most. Mexicans.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Uncircumcised status could be anonymous support-group membership.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupI'm uncircumcised, where my uncircumcised guy's at.

punchlineRecognize some of you guys from the meetings,

tagbut I'm not gonna call anyone out, all right?

tagMeet every Friday, Foreskin Fridays,

tagbut it's anonymous, all right, it's anonymous.