Chase Standen

Bucket PullLarge Joke Book

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·6.00 beats/set·0.33 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·6 beats·0.33 punch density·0.00 tag density·Large Joke Book

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Skips to 57:43 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I've got a new girlfriend.

She's kind of pushy in the bedroom.

Like, she's very instructional.

Like, God, every time I go down on my girl,

I feel like I'm playing a fucked-up game of bop it.

'Cause I'm down there with my A game.

I'm doing my best, and she's just giving me instructions.

Like, flick it.

"Lick it.

Kiss it, suck it, push it, pull it, lick it,

suck it, suck it, suck it, bop it."

Also, can we be real?

That's like an impossible game to beat.

My high score is like three.

Pass it to a friend.

My girlfriend's got a landing strip.

Pull it.

[Bit 2]

My girlfriend's got a landing strip.

I call that shit the Gaza Strip.

I, uh, I call my girlfriend's vagina Gaza

because I shoot loads at it,

and children are dying in there.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Oral sex is like Bop It because both rapid commands.”

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setupI've got a new girlfriend.

setupShe's kind of pushy in the bedroom.

setupLike, she's very instructional.

setupLike, God, every time I go down on my girl,

punchlineI feel like I'm playing a fucked-up game of bop it.