
KT #765 - DUSTIN POIRIER + ARI MATTI
2026-04-28
Set 13 · Episode 765
Dedric Flynn
Bucket PullBlackMan
Career avg·2.18 bits/set·4.36 beats/set·0.39 punch density·1.33 tag density·11 sets
This set·1 bit·5 beats·0.32 punch density·0.43 tag density
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Skips to 1:58:19 in the episode
[Bit 1]
When I first moved to Austin,
I was working at his car wash called
Serve Through Car Wash,
and they hired me as a manager,
and then afterwards told me
that tattoos are not except like they can't be seen
at the car wash.
And that let me know these niggas aren't good with money
because the more tattoos you have,
the more people trust you with their car.
You don't want a blank nigga telling you
your rims are dirty.
You don't want a blank nigga
looking at your transmission.
You want a fell in with a throat tattoo
being like your filter's dirty.
You're like, whatever you need, sir,
just don't go back to jail.
Tattoos lets you know a motherfucker
went through something to work here.
Like doctors don't have tattoos.
Surgeons don't have tattoos.
You know who do?
Nurses.
Nurses are sexy as fuck.
If the hospitals just only had nurses,
everybody would be cured,
'cause them niggas can't wait to shove a needle in your neck
and get you the fuck out of there.
All I'm saying is if you can't punch the drywall,
you shouldn't be hanging my drywall.
Tattoos let me know that you're a blue collar worker.
Like you, you don't do anything.
You don't sweat for work.
Not at all, but look at this motherfucker.
He's got his tattoos hitting,
he be drumming his fucking ass off.
You sitting over here laid back like a bitch.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Tattoo count could be vehicle trustworthiness signal.”
Joke Type
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setupWhen I first moved to Austin,
setupI was working at his car wash called
setupServe Through Car Wash,
setupand they hired me as a manager,
setupand then afterwards told me
setupthat tattoos are not except like they can't be seen
setupat the car wash.
setupAnd that let me know these niggas aren't good with money
setupbecause the more tattoos you have,
punchlinethe more people trust you with their car.