2026-04-28

Set 9 · Episode 765

Isaiah Washington

Bucket Pull

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.56 punch density·0.80 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.56 punch density·0.80 tag density

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[Bit 1]

- My dad was in and out of my life,

but that was pretty normal in my neighborhood, y'all.

It was so bad at my elementary school

that if you had a dad, we would make fun of you.

Oh, yo, dad took you to Disneyland?

"Ha ha, you must be gay."

Out there sucking on Disney dick.

You know what was pretty gay?

Being raised by a single mother.

[Bit 2]

Every Saturday I had to go shopping with her at Lane Bryant.

If you don't know what that is,

that's a Vittoria secret for big bitches.

[Bit 3]

I love my mom though, but she raised me super religious.

Like so religious, like to the point I used to feel shame

about certain things when I was becoming a man.

For example, the first time I seen titties, I cried.

I was looking in the mirror like,

yo, those not supposed to be there.

Like, why God, why?

[Bit 4]

And I know I'm a bigger guy,

but there are some women out there that like bigger men.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Having a present father could be shameful.”

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reframe

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setup- My dad was in and out of my life,

setupbut that was pretty normal in my neighborhood, y'all.

setupIt was so bad at my elementary school

punchlinethat if you had a dad, we would make fun of you.

tagOh, yo, dad took you to Disneyland?

tag"Ha ha, you must be gay."

tagOut there sucking on Disney dick.