2026-04-28

Set 10 · Episode 765

Mark Neuer

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This set·1 bit·2 beats·0.29 punch density·0.33 tag density·Large Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

- I'm a huge fan of Alex Jones.

I like him a lot. I'm a big fan of Alex Jones.

The thing about him is he says some things that are true, right?

Because he's like a real controversial guy. He says some things that are true though.

For example, he said they're going to fly planes into the Twin Towers.

That's not funny. It's just true.

He said that of June of 2001. He did. Right.

Right. Now I'm not a college-educated individual.

But I do know that June comes before September

every fucking year.

Like I said, I didn't go to college.

I dropped out of high school, so I don't know

if they're putting chemicals in the water

that are turned the frickin' frogs gay.

I don't know.

But I do know that the frogs probably didn't want to be outed.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Says some true things implies generally accurate, but reveals predicted 9/11.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup- I'm a huge fan of Alex Jones.

setupI like him a lot. I'm a big fan of Alex Jones.

setupThe thing about him is he says some things that are true, right?

setupBecause he's like a real controversial guy. He says some things that are true though.

punchlineFor example, he said they're going to fly planes into the Twin Towers.

tagThat's not funny. It's just true.

setupHe said that of June of 2001. He did. Right.

setupRight. Now I'm not a college-educated individual.

setupBut I do know that June comes before September

punchlineevery fucking year.