Abe Flores

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.31 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.31 punch density·1.00 tag density

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Skips to 47:31 in the episode

[Bit 1]

So, I'm Mexican, and it's a good time to be Mexican.

Unless, of course, you were born in Mexico.

Half of my family really hates that joke.

You can imagine a witch half, you know what I'm saying?

[Bit 2]

There's a bit of tension among the family,

just a little bit of tension.

Those who only speak Spanish expect the rest of us

to speak it perfectly.

And yeah, yo hablo espaÃ±ol,

but just 'cause I speak the language

doesn't mean I know every word.

For instance, the word girth.

I have no idea how to say girth in Spanish,

and no, of course I've never looked it up,

because that would be gay as hell.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Being Mexican implies broad advantage, but reveals disadvantage for born Mexicans.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupSo, I'm Mexican, and it's a good time to be Mexican.

punchlineUnless, of course, you were born in Mexico.

tagHalf of my family really hates that joke.

tagYou can imagine a witch half, you know what I'm saying?