2024-07-02

Set 2 · Episode 670

Lucas Kopp

Bucket PullLarge Joke Book

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.55 punch density·1.20 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.55 punch density·1.20 tag density·Large Joke Book

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Skips to 13:03 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Let me open by saying I'm different than any comic you've ever seen I'm different than any comic you'll see tonight because I am NOT suicidal

I'm not don't get me wrong though

I feel the same way when I touch a gun as I do when I touch a titty. I want it in my mouth

I'm joking, I would never shoot myself.

I would never shoot myself,

but I would go hunting in my furry costume.

Anyway, like, I wouldn't jump into a car compactor

and let it slowly squeeze the life out of me,

but I would go to a Travis Scott concert.

I would be happy to be there.

[Bit 2]

Did you guys know Dr. Seuss

used to emotionally abuse his wife?

Isn't that kind of funny?

If you're gonna be emotionally abused by anybody,

that's the guy, you know?

Redfish, bluefish, you've been gaining weight, bitch.

You look terrible.

Port and years of who?

And every day I have to hear you, every day.

This is getting ridiculous.

[Bit 3]

I am different than other comics though,

like I had a good childhood, a lot of comics didn't.

A lot of them were tied to radiators and shit, not me.

Not me.

I had a good step dad.

My step dad was actually the first person

to get me into sports.

Like he taught me and my mom how to box.

She sucked though, thank you guys.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Gun is like breast because both putting in mouth.”

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setupLet me open by saying I'm different than any comic you've ever seen I'm different than any comic you'll see tonight because I am NOT suicidal

setupI'm not don't get me wrong though

punchlineI feel the same way when I touch a gun as I do when I touch a titty. I want it in my mouth