Set 3 · Episode 417
Jeff Horst
Bucket Pull
Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.64 punch density·1.25 tag density·1 set
This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.64 punch density·1.25 tag density
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[Bit 1]
Guys, I think if you like to eat meat, that's fine.
I support it, you know.
I just think you need to be honest
and admit that you don't like animals, you know?
Like if you don't like, if you eat meat,
just there'd be less arguments
if you just said, "Fuck animals."
I'll kick a puppy in his puppy face.
"What would the argument be at that point?"
[Bit 2]
I'm just saying be consistent, because I'm consistent.
Like for me, if my girlfriend was pregnant, you know,
I'm pro-abortion, let's say we're at an abortion clinic
and somebody, you know, is holding the sign,
they're protesting, they come up to me and they're like,
"Abortion is murder!"
I'd be like, "I sure hope so,
"'cause I'm here to kill a baby."
That's, what do you mean?
We already named it, we named it psych.
I'd use the same excuse as meat eaters use.
I'd be like, "Hey, it's how we celebrate Thanksgiving.
It's tradition in my family.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
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Beat Premise
“Eating meat could be openly hating animals.”
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setupGuys, I think if you like to eat meat, that's fine.
setupI support it, you know.
setupI just think you need to be honest
setupand admit that you don't like animals, you know?
setupLike if you don't like, if you eat meat,
setupjust there'd be less arguments
punchlineif you just said, "Fuck animals."
tagI'll kick a puppy in his puppy face.
tag"What would the argument be at that point?"