Michael Lare

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.44 punch density·0.10 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.55 punch density·0.20 tag density

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[Bit 1]

yo my doctor said I might be an alcoholic

'Cause every morning at sunrise, I have a

"Sun-Tun-Rise medicinal medical beer."

And she said, "You might get an invention."

[Bit 2]

I have a professional public speaker.

What I'm saying to you right now is memorized.

The rest of me is a fucking dumpster fire.

[Bit 3]

Why the fuck are we talking about dementia?

Look in my hand.

I can't even sign the birthday card of the son I abandoned.

How funny would it be if I got dementia, though, right?

Every five minutes I forget I can't walk and I get them, it just claps to the ground like

Power to World Trade Center.

9/11 never forget!

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Morning drinking implies alcoholism, but reveals branded medical self-justification.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupyo my doctor said I might be an alcoholic

setup'Cause every morning at sunrise, I have a

punchline"Sun-Tun-Rise medicinal medical beer."