Set 1 · Episode 749
Aaron Belial
Bucket PullDisabled
Career avg·2.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.73 punch density·1.17 tag density·3 sets
This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.85 punch density·0.38 tag density
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Skips to 6:43 in the episode
[Bit 1]
To get the American experience,
I went out shooting the other day.
I shot a .308 in the clay and a handgun.
What kind of idiot would give me a rifle
that's just irresponsible?
They were super cool about it.
The guy hands me a handgun,
but they didn't notice that when they handed me the gun.
They all took like three steps back.
They're like, this is America,
so we are gonna let him shoot.
But also, this very special boy
is definitely gonna shoot one of us.
Luckily, I had my handicap pass,
so I just shot everything.
[Bit 2]
So there's a serial killer in Austin, Texas
that has been killing a bunch of people at Lady Bird Lake.
I have a big secret. It was me.
And I tried to turn myself in and tell them it was me.
And they were like, "No, you're not. Stop playing."
Bunch of ableist assholes.
People always underestimate me.
I could totally drown a dude in a lake.
I almost drown every time I go into a lake.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Disabled person with firearm implies inclusivity, but reveals accident expectation.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setupTo get the American experience,
setupI went out shooting the other day.
setupI shot a .308 in the clay and a handgun.
setupWhat kind of idiot would give me a rifle
setupthat's just irresponsible?
setupThey were super cool about it.
setupThe guy hands me a handgun,
setupbut they didn't notice that when they handed me the gun.
setupThey all took like three steps back.
punchlineThey're like, this is America,
punchlineso we are gonna let him shoot.
punchlineBut also, this very special boy
punchlineis definitely gonna shoot one of us.