Ben Dolkey

Bucket Pull

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[Bit 1]

I think I have a bad handshake.

So I did some research and apparently Trump and Bill Clinton are the world's top handshakers.

I read that Bill Clinton's handshake is known for being both warm and personal, which is

definitely interesting for a guy who rapes.

Trump's handshake is more of a dominant power move,

a handshake that makes people go,

"Oh yeah, this guy rapes."

And I've been told my handshake is both smooth and pliable.

A handshake that makes everybody go,

"Oh yeah, this guy's gonna get raped."

[Bit 2]

For some reason, people think I rape.

But I'm not strong enough to rape with force.

I can only rape with drugs.

I'm skinny and I have skinny arms.

But I read that your legs are about twice as strong as your arms,

so maybe I should try raping with my legs instead.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Clinton's warm personal handshake could be grooming technique.”

Joke Type

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setupI think I have a bad handshake.

setupSo I did some research and apparently Trump and Bill Clinton are the world's top handshakers.

setupI read that Bill Clinton's handshake is known for being both warm and personal, which is

punchlinedefinitely interesting for a guy who rapes.