Set 2 · Episode 749
Lingo Smith
Bucket Pull
Career avg·2.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.63 punch density·2.00 tag density·1 set
This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.63 punch density·2.00 tag density
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[Bit 1]
Was talking to my homeboy the other day. I was like man. I got an addiction
You know what you mean. I said hey man. I love fat bitches
You know what the fuck you talking about say man chill better go get your wine
'Cause while I sleep on a big bitch,
well, you can sleep on a big bitch.
I like 'em queen size.
[Bit 2]
Like, I had one. She was about 350 pounds.
The bitch was built like a linebacker.
I swear to God.
I love it 'cause she got straight to the point.
Like, one day, she was fucking up a whole bucket
of Popeye's Fried Chicken.
She was just, "Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!"
She said, "At that finish,
she's bucking up Popeye's Fried Chicken.
I'm a suck yo, dick nigga!"
I said, "Oh, shit."
Greasy head.
Shit was magnificent.
She went down, she was sucking a thing so good,
I started singing a theme song on that bitch.
I said, "Oof, they got a lot of chicken from Popeyes."
I mean, but the big bitch got carried away.
She thought my dick was a drumstick.
She bit it for real.
I said, "What the fuck?"
Shit, sucking dick to the gristle.
Skinny bitch can never.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“"Sleep on a big bitch" can mean dismiss or literally sleep on her.”
Joke Type
double-meaningLines
setupWas talking to my homeboy the other day. I was like man. I got an addiction
setupYou know what you mean. I said hey man. I love fat bitches
setupYou know what the fuck you talking about say man chill better go get your wine
setup'Cause while I sleep on a big bitch,
punchlinewell, you can sleep on a big bitch.
tagI like 'em queen size.