Sean Cantwell

Bucket Pull

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.20 punch density·0.25 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.20 punch density·0.25 tag density

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[Bit 1]

462?

Too soon.

[Bit 2]

All right, anyway, so I, one of those people diagnosed with,

well ADHD, right?

Right, 'cause I grew up in the area

where we didn't have helmets, all right?

We, you're laughing, right?

Yeah, that's why I never had kids, a 47-hour kid,

so I didn't put a helmet on my kid and ride a bike.

So, and this is my first time ever doing stand-up,

and I'm like a ferret.

I had the attention span of a fair on crystal meth, right?

[Bit 3]

So I had a total minute planned.

No, I didn't.

No, I really didn't.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Local tragedy reference is widely understood but rarely joked.”

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

setup462?

punchlineToo soon.