Set 9 · Episode 749
Timmy No-Breaks
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Career avg·6.25 bits/set·9.00 beats/set·0.12 punch density·0.80 tag density·4 sets
This set·10 bits·11 beats·0.16 punch density·1.64 tag density
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[Bit 1]
I'm gonna say the N-word in three, two, one.
Nah, I got scared. I got scared.
I got scared.
I was a little afraid of that shit.
[Bit 2]
I keep noticing that your lips are moving and sometimes nothing's coming up.
No, no, no, you didn't, don't shit. You didn't do shit, bitch.
It appears as though if I talk, the guys move lips up a bit.
I think...
- It appears as though,
it appears as though that if I talk his lips off of move,
where the fuck did you find this guy, Timmy?
He doesn't understand the job at all.
- Don't, don't break the fourth wall.
Don't do that.
Don't you do that.
[Bit 3]
Look at this hootie in the blowfish-looking ass
tone number two. God damn.
[Bit 4]
I set a bar, and I was like, "How do I --
how do I top this bar?"
You know how I thought I'd do it?
Blackface.
That's the only way to do it, Tom!
It was the only way to do it.
And I said, "Fuck it. Blackface, black body."
And yeah, I did just gesture to my big black cat.
[Bit 5]
Yeah, I've been doing big shows on the road,
just going around.
I did, uh, you know, I did Denver,
I did your fucking mind.
"Mom, boom, got your ass, hit me."
Yeah, I fucked your mom, hit me.
I was up in it so good that she was like,
"God damn, I want you to be my son, hit me."
She came, hit me.
[Bit 6]
- When you fucked my mom, did you do it normal
or were you in this older blacker man character
that you're able to do now at this.
Never do it normal, Tony.
Yeah, I never do it normal.
No, I fucked her like this.
She's a saint, Tony.
And, you know, I did it missionary.
[Bit 7]
Can I show you my dick?
No, Timmy.
Can I just take out my dick?
You definitely shouldn't.
[Bit 8]
Look at this bass player.
Look at this bass player right there.
He's right behind me.
He's to my left.
I'm going to turn-- nope, other left.
Oh, the left.
Oh, the left.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Look at the sex player at the fucking piece of--
it's Goomba from Mario.
[Bit 9]
- Yeah, every since I became a, you know,
embraced the power of being an old black man
that I met 10 minutes ago, I--
- I be going to Ross Tres for Lechelot.
I am good at basketball.
I'm not racist at all.
This isn't racist at all.
[Bit 10]
- What does it look like when you shoot a basketball?
How exactly do you shoot a basketball?
What is your form like?
- Here I go.
Boom.
Nothing but net.
- Wow.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- How about throwing a football?
Do you know how to throw a football game?
- Check this shit out.
Drop back, take it, bam, laser.
- How about bowling?
Do you have a good bowling form?
- Yeah, get ready for this shit.
Get ready for this shit.
Yeah, I'm looking for my ball.
Bullet right into that guy's face.
What else you got, Tom?
- Now, I noticed that you bowl left-handed,
but you shoot basketballs and throw footballs
with your right hand.
Are you ambidextrous?
- No, I'm just black.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“N-word countdown implies bravado, but reveals chickening out.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setupI'm gonna say the N-word in three, two, one.
punchlineNah, I got scared. I got scared.
tagI got scared.
tagI was a little afraid of that shit.