Big Vinny

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.33 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.33 punch density·1.00 tag density·Small Joke Book

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Skips to 22:00 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Hello, great people of Austin, Texas.

And Mexicans.

[Bit 2]

Did you know the most selfish people on the planet

are Make-A-Wish kids?

Instead of meeting LeBron James,

Taylor Swift, or John Cena,

they could wish for something that would help everybody.

Like making suicide hotline go straight to Mr. Beast.

Seriously, that would help some people.

[Bit 3]

Nobody appreciates a wasted wish.

Imagine you're the Make-A-Wish kid's dad, $50,000 in debt,

swimming in medical bills, and your kid just wishes to go

to the movie theater one last time.

You're in the room crying.

That's so cute.

Close the door, walk out.

That's six-act-of-shit!

Could have cleared my fucking debt.

I would have brought him to the fucking theater one more time.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Mexican exclusion from Texas praise is widely understood but rarely said aloud.”

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

setupHello, great people of Austin, Texas.

punchlineAnd Mexicans.