Set 7 · Episode 702
Cam Patterson
Bucket PullManBlackLarge Joke Book
Career avg·2.47 bits/set·3.88 beats/set·0.40 punch density·1.33 tag density·34 sets
This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.61 punch density·1.20 tag density
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[Bit 1]
I ain't even know daughter-genera had like corporate.
I just imagine a guy like me like,
fuck nigga, you're fired.
It's over, boss, get the fuck out of here, dog, it's over.
[Bit 2]
I was in LA, I was around the fires, I was there.
I blame the gays.
That's who I blame for.
[Bit 3]
It's funny, because I was riding around,
and I seen all the houses on fire and shit.
And you know what was crazy?
You know what was still standing?
You know what was still standing?
All the ash and the rubble and all the fire,
what was still standing was brick chimneys.
Why not make the houses out of that next time?
That made the most sense ever, you fucking dumb ass niggas.
Hey, why would you make the house out of matchsticks,
you fucking dumb ass?
[Bit 4]
Also, it was funny.
I was riding around and I saw a lot of people
evacuate in the house and shit like that.
And you know what I didn't see?
A lot of dogs, no dogs.
Yeah, you on, dumb white bitch.
You know who happy?
Asian niggas, they are, happy as fuck.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Dollar General corporate could be run with street-level firing etiquette.”
Joke Type
reframeLines
setupI ain't even know daughter-genera had like corporate.
setupI just imagine a guy like me like,
punchlinefuck nigga, you're fired.
tagIt's over, boss, get the fuck out of here, dog, it's over.