Jake Coulter

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Career avg·1.67 bits/set·2.67 beats/set·0.92 punch density·1.06 tag density·3 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.36 punch density·0.33 tag density

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Skips to 54:19 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- So did anyone else see that horror movie, "Teeth,"

about the girl with teeth in her coochie?

Yeah, that shit fucked me up so bad

that now every time I sweep with the girl,

I feel like I have to eat her out

because that's my way of like checking for monsters

under the bed.

[Bit 2]

But that isn't as traumatizing as growing up

and my dad always telling me that black cats are bad luck

but only if they don't have a pink butthole.

- Yeah, so now every time I sweep with a black girl,

I feel like I have to eat her ass first.

So that way I can see what color her butthole is,

and no, if looking at her black cat,

it's gonna give me bad luck.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Oral sex is like an under-bed check because both inspect hidden monsters.”

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setup- So did anyone else see that horror movie, "Teeth,"

setupabout the girl with teeth in her coochie?

setupYeah, that shit fucked me up so bad

setupthat now every time I sweep with the girl,

setupI feel like I have to eat her out

punchlinebecause that's my way of like checking for monsters

tagunder the bed.