Set 8 · Episode 702
Joe Bean
Bucket Pull
Career avg·3.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.39 punch density·0.80 tag density·1 set
This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.39 punch density·0.80 tag density
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[Bit 1]
I got a question for y'all.
And have y'all ever grown up skinny in a fat ass Mexican
family?
Hell no, bunch of white folks here tonight.
Oh, there's a Mexican right, fat, nevermind.
[Bit 2]
Let me tell y'all what it's like growing up skinny
in a Mexican family.
Man, we get shit on.
My grandma used to call me skin and bones
when I was a kid.
I'm like, come on grandma, you're skinny as fuck too.
What the fuck?
My grandma's dead now.
I'm like, who's the skin and bones now, grandma?
[Bit 3]
No, but I imagine growing up skinny in a Mexican family
is a lot like growing up light skin and a black family.
They get shit on too.
They definitely get shit on too, right?
But I have a theory.
I think it's mainly because I think they're jealous.
My family, I think it's just that they're jealous, right?
Because physically, scientifically, they
can't get any lighter, right?
They're just mad.
They're fucking mad.
The same as my fat ass cousins, right?
There's nothing they can do to get any lighter.
These motherfuckers eat Ozempic for dinner.
Ain't lose a single fucking pound.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Asking about Mexican family experience implies audience relatability, but reveals a white crowd.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setupI got a question for y'all.
setupAnd have y'all ever grown up skinny in a fat ass Mexican
setupfamily?
punchlineHell no, bunch of white folks here tonight.
tagOh, there's a Mexican right, fat, nevermind.