KILL TONY #494 - JOE ROGAN + BRIAN MOSES

2021-03-02

Set 6 · Episode 494

Thomas Siska

Bucket Pull

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·6.00 beats/set·1.90 punch density·2.17 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·6 beats·1.90 punch density·2.17 tag density

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Skips to 57:40 in the episode

[Bit 1]

You know, everybody thought I was real stupid when I told

him I was going to start a snow plowing business here in

Austin last week.

But boy, I made some money.

And for everyone else, y'all hit me up on Instagram,

born to plow.

That's born to plow.

[Bit 2]

I like the show Naked and Afraid.

I feel like they should switch it up a little bit,

like maybe do the urban jungle edition,

where they drop you off at 7th and Red River,

just hope for the best,

preferably in the middle of the dark winter.

Or better yet, how about we change up the rules

and we do clothed, armed, and confident,

where they just give you all the tools

to get out of a sticky situation.

I'm gonna come out a winner.

[Bit 3]

I'm actually a little bit afraid of Kamala Harris,

Yeah, because her name sounds a little bit too much like Kali Ma,

the Hindu god of war, death, and blood sacrifice.

Something about it, when she's talking, it's condescending.

Her eyes turn jet black, her tongue sticks out, and she's like,

we got to take it serious, we do.

We're not joking.

We got to get the vaccines.

[Bit 4]

Who's my favorite rapper live?

Tupac.

There you go.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Starting a snow business in a warm city implies stupidity, but reveals perfect timing.”

Joke Type

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Lines

setupYou know, everybody thought I was real stupid when I told

setuphim I was going to start a snow plowing business here in

setupAustin last week.

punchlineBut boy, I made some money.

tagAnd for everyone else, y'all hit me up on Instagram,

tagborn to plow.

tagThat's born to plow.