Angel Diaz

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Career avg·1.00 bits/set·2.50 beats/set·0.30 punch density·1.42 tag density·2 sets

This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.41 punch density·1.33 tag density·Medium Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

I've been here a week and I've had a lot of time to look up a lot of conspiracy theories

because I'm an open miker.

I've been looking up at what happened to the weather in Texas.

Why is it so hot?

And it turns out that the dudes are owed some money.

I don't really understand why or what it is that the debt is due.

But we need to make sure that we pay that and I've got five dollars that I can contribute.

But until then, we gotta make some kind of list

and see what we got going on, you know?

'Cause I like to skateboard.

Wheels are melting.

It feels like I'm running a skateboard with flat tires.

We get some night temperatures for the day, right?

'Cause I'm coming from California.

It's 80 degrees in the day over here.

It's 80 degrees at night.

What the fuck is going on?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Texas heat implies a climate problem, but reveals unpaid weather debt.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI've been here a week and I've had a lot of time to look up a lot of conspiracy theories

setupbecause I'm an open miker.

setupI've been looking up at what happened to the weather in Texas.

setupWhy is it so hot?

punchlineAnd it turns out that the dudes are owed some money.

tagI don't really understand why or what it is that the debt is due.

tagBut we need to make sure that we pay that and I've got five dollars that I can contribute.